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		<title>This May Be My Last Orginal Post</title>
		<link>http://morningerection.wordpress.com/2012/01/24/this-may-be-my-last-orginal-post/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 05:01:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Baker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever been so depressed or discouraged about something that you lost all desire for the things you once enjoyed? That is where I am at right now. Even on the off chance that things somehow work out in the end I just don&#8217;t think I will have the where with all to continue [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=morningerection.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9666956&amp;post=8137&amp;subd=morningerection&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Hilarious Videos</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 05:01:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Baker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I was bored yesterday and I started watching YouTube videos. I just happened upon these funny videos in between the music I was looking for. I usually don&#8217;t create posts with profanity in them but these were just so funny (to me) that I needed to share with you. The first three videos are [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=morningerection.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9666956&amp;post=8129&amp;subd=morningerection&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Let The People Do What The Government Won&#8217;t!</title>
		<link>http://morningerection.wordpress.com/2012/01/21/let-the-people-fix-the-economy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 05:01:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Baker</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Infantile And Immature Congressmen And Congresswomen]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://morningerection.wordpress.com/?p=7854</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When I was a child, I spoke and thought and reasoned as a child. But when I grew up, I put away childish things. ~ 1 Corinthians 13:11 We punish our children for acting like children but we reward the actions of our Congressmen&#8217;s with repeat votes and reelections. Time for a good old fashioned [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=morningerection.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9666956&amp;post=7854&amp;subd=morningerection&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Funny</title>
		<link>http://morningerection.wordpress.com/2012/01/19/funny-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 05:09:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Baker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SLAP HAPPY ROBOT Dad bought the new Lie Detector Robot that slaps family members who tell lies. Dad decided to test the robot&#8217;s accuracy at dinner last night. He asked his son where he was today? The son told his father he went to school as he always did. The robot slapped the son! &#8220;Ok, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=morningerection.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9666956&amp;post=8100&amp;subd=morningerection&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>For The Stay At Home Mom: What Do You Do All Day?</title>
		<link>http://morningerection.wordpress.com/2012/01/17/for-the-stay-at-home-mom-what-do-you-do-all-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 05:01:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Baker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This works just as well for the stay at home father too. It was written for a woman though. I got this from Iron Cook Carl and I hope you enjoy it. WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY? Eddie came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=morningerection.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9666956&amp;post=7554&amp;subd=morningerection&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Seriously Personal Poll For Females; The Results</title>
		<link>http://morningerection.wordpress.com/2012/01/15/a-seriously-personal-poll-for-females-the-results/</link>
		<comments>http://morningerection.wordpress.com/2012/01/15/a-seriously-personal-poll-for-females-the-results/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 05:21:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Baker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At the time of writing this post, 96 girls/women have taken this poll. It has been over a year since I put it on Mister Poll. The poll really means nothing in the grand scheme of things however after writing the The Most Beautiful Girl In The World post I got to wondering. A lot [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=morningerection.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9666956&amp;post=7803&amp;subd=morningerection&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Meme(s) 2012</title>
		<link>http://morningerection.wordpress.com/2012/01/13/memes-2012/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 05:01:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Baker</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Meme Questions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Memes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I know. I know! The dust has barely settled on last year&#8217;s meme but I don&#8217;t want to waste any time on what, for me, is an easy few posts to put together.  This post is for those who participated in the December meme and to anyone who would like to take part in the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=morningerection.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9666956&amp;post=8057&amp;subd=morningerection&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>From The Heart</title>
		<link>http://morningerection.wordpress.com/2012/01/11/from-the-heart/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 05:01:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Baker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our friend Anne left yesterday for the rehabilitation facility. The last I heard from her, her bags were packed and she was getting to say goodbye to some of her friends. The package did not arrive yet but there will be someone at the house to get it and take it to her when it [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=morningerection.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9666956&amp;post=8008&amp;subd=morningerection&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dance With Me</title>
		<link>http://morningerection.wordpress.com/2012/01/09/dance-with-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 05:01:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Baker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dance With Me by Tom Baker The aroma of red wine fills my sense With it I am transported to a different time and place To when, I alone was who you shared your secrets with When the &#8220;I love you&#8217;s&#8221; dripped from my lips And yours like the rainfall in spring When in our [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=morningerection.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9666956&amp;post=7872&amp;subd=morningerection&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Thank You Te&#8217;Kia Miller</title>
		<link>http://morningerection.wordpress.com/2012/01/08/thank-you-tekia-miller/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 05:06:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Baker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Te&#8217;Kia, Thank you very much for agreeing to be my first guest of the new year. I appreciate and understand your trepidation, yet you conquered what fears you may have had and gave a great post on a subject that I like very much. Your post gave an even deeper insight into you than [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=morningerection.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9666956&amp;post=7819&amp;subd=morningerection&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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