Ask Me Anything

Recently one of my blogger friends published a post entitled Hot Seat. In this post IrishPrecious opened herself up by allowing her visitors to pose any question to her (no matter what), and she would answer it. Provided it was “still within the realms of decency.” Thus, the idea for this post.

Since I agreed to April’s request before starting this blog never to show photos of us and since I really don’t know anybody in Indianapolis and the folks back in Vancouver who know I blog are my best friends and already know all my secrets; I can honestly say, “Ask me anything you want and I will answer.” Depending on the questions, it may be a reluctant answer but I will answer. Thank God for the anonymity of the Internet! All I ask is be nice!!!

My Life As An Open Book“Ask me no questions, I’ll tell you no fibs.”
Oliver Goldsmith


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  1. #1 by GravureLover on May 28, 2011 - 6:14 PM

    What is the craziest thing you have ever done naked?

    • #2 by Tom Baker on May 28, 2011 - 10:00 PM

      Wow, a blast from the past! This post is over a year old. Well Mr. Gravure Lover, probably (that I can think of right now), the craziest thing I have done to date naked is drive up I-5 to Seattle and then on to Vancouver, Canada.

  2. #3 by TXNudist on February 20, 2011 - 10:55 AM

    I’m new to your blog and I saw your profile on True Nudists. I too am a home nudist and was wondering if you and your wife go commando when you leave the house. It was a debate we had on one of the forums recently.

    • #4 by Tom Baker on February 20, 2011 - 6:05 PM

      Welcome to Morning Erection! I’m not going to speak for April but if I’m out unless it is below zero, yes I go commando (without underwear) for those who read this comment and don’t know what commando means.

  3. #5 by G. Edward on March 4, 2010 - 11:40 AM

    Not including sex or cooking (see I’ve been reading your blog), what is your favorite thing to do with April?

    • #6 by Tom Baker on March 4, 2010 - 11:55 AM

      April and I both love full body massages. She loves getting them and I do too. From the soles of her feet to the scalp of her head. Every inch of her is soothed and relaxed. She likes to listen to Mozart and she like the scent of lemon and vanilla candles.

      Honey Dust
      Massage Oils

      I suggest you try it with your spouse. JeLisa and Galen, are ya listening?

  4. #7 by Judy Marie Santiago on February 5, 2010 - 1:19 AM

    Unlucky me, I read this post just now. Haha. Anyway, I have an account which is just as interesting as this blog post, where you can also ask anything from me. You can visit and ask me questions, you can also make your own account!

    Anyway, for my question, who is your celebrity look a like? :)

    • #8 by Tom Baker on February 5, 2010 - 6:03 AM

      Hey, I never thought about that. After careful consideration I can say a nerdy, glasses wearing, shy Brad Pitt.

  5. #10 by John Ryan Recabar on January 20, 2010 - 8:20 PM

    Hahaha. this one got me. My question is:

    If there’s a question you’d like to ask yourself what is it?

    • #11 by Tom Baker on January 20, 2010 - 8:50 PM

      It took some thought, but if I was to ask myself a question it would be: Do you think you have what it takes to accomplish all that you want to do with your life? And I don’t have an answer.

  6. #12 by Karyn Taylor on January 20, 2010 - 12:26 PM

    What are your feelings going into Sundays game against the Jets?

    • #13 by Tom Baker on January 20, 2010 - 1:20 PM

      I believe wholeheartedly that the Colts will be victorious. Despite what the Jets coach says, they only won last time because our starters were sitting on the bench. I won’t predict the score but I believe the Colts and the Vikings will be in the Super Bowl. And I’m scared of Favre!

      • #14 by Chris on January 20, 2010 - 5:32 PM

        Favre or Brees, either are scary.

        What do you think the score will be.

        I’m thinking Indy 21, New York 17

  7. #15 by Suejin jong on January 20, 2010 - 12:09 PM

    What is the best thing about being married?

    • #16 by Tom Baker on January 20, 2010 - 1:18 PM

      The added advantage of April or myself not having to leave each others homes at night. Instead we get to go upstairs and get in bed together and let the romance flow. Marriage affords benefits we did not exercise before.

  8. #17 by princeconnoisseur on January 20, 2010 - 11:32 AM

    What is your favorite post on your blog?

  9. #19 by Nathan Pralle on January 20, 2010 - 10:40 AM

    Just so at least ONE question here is going south to the gutter, I’ll ask, “What’s the craziest or most unusual thing in the world (action, item, etc.) that turns you on the most?”

    • #20 by Tom Baker on January 20, 2010 - 11:20 AM

      I’m sitting here staring at a blank reply screen wondering how to word my answer. It took a while to come up with an answer and now I have to word it so I don’t sound ‘too’ disgusting. It’s not disgusting to me but some of the people involved thought it was. A little background should help here. April was a virgin when we got married and I was not. Not by a long shot. April is the only one who likes ‘this’ about me; no other female has.

      Enough stalling… I love cunnilingus and I absolutely LOVE the way a woman smells down south in the gutter as you say. It is my favorite smell of all time. In fact if they made it into a cologne, I’d be the first in line no matter what the cost. Anyway, after the deed is done, I don’t like to wash my face. I like to spend the day remembering the act by smelling her on my face, lips and nose. I also like when other people (used to be school, work or the stores), that can also smell it but don’t know what exactly it is or where it’s coming from. It’s a big turn on.

      Thanks for asking. I know I lost some readers on this one!

  10. #21 by Miss Busy Bee on January 19, 2010 - 8:36 PM

    If you were a vegetarian, which kind would you be and if you only have to choose one vegetarian food to eat, what would it be? Why?

    • #22 by Tom Baker on January 20, 2010 - 4:02 AM

      If I went vegetarian I would still eat poultry and fish. I think I could live with just eating corn or broccoli. I really like all kinds of veggies but if I could only choose one,it would be a stir fry of many different vegetables.

      Thanks for asking.

  11. #23 by {JeLisa} on January 19, 2010 - 1:57 PM

    My question’s pretty basic:

    How do I post my entry for your guest blog thingy? :)

    {See, that’s not too hard to answer!}

    • #24 by Tom Baker on January 19, 2010 - 6:29 PM

      I’ll email you tomorrow. Is it finished already?

  12. #25 by irishprecious on January 19, 2010 - 6:19 AM

    Besides blogging, what do you do during your free time?:)

    By the way, thanks for the special mention. Hehe

    • #26 by Tom Baker on January 19, 2010 - 10:25 AM

      You are special! When I’m not blogging I watch far too much TV and movies. Now that 24 has started with its new season I will be watching even more. I also like cooking. I’ve posted a few recipes and also had an Iron Chef competition last year with a friend and I lost. When I’m not blogging I visit food blogs. One I found today was

      Thanks for asking.

      • #27 by irishprecious on January 19, 2010 - 10:36 AM

        An Iron Chef Competition, as in inspired by the show, Iron Chef America? I love that show. :)

        • #28 by Tom Baker on January 19, 2010 - 11:34 AM

          Yes, I lost. It was judged by friends and family of mine and April. I forget what the score was but it was close. The Iron Cook American site I went to today is an Indiana blog like mine and he is just getting started if you want to go there and leave him a comment.

      • #29 by Chris on January 19, 2010 - 8:37 PM

        24 is consuming my soul right now. I’d forgotten how much I missed the Jack Bauer Power Hour.

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