Archive for October 13th, 2010
Q U O T E S
“Personally I stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.”
J O K E S
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only.” Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. “We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It’s easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what’s inside.”
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: “All the men on this floor are short and plain.” The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: “All the men here are short and handsome.” Still, this isn’t good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: “All the men here are tall and plain.”
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: “All the men here are tall and handsome.” The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: “There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman.”
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S T O R Y
A True Story
At Harvard University in a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A female freshman raised her hand and asked, “If I understand what you are saying, there is a lot of glucose in male semen, as in sugar”? That’s correct, responded the professor, going on to add more statistical data. Raising her hand again, the sweet young thing asked, “Then why doesn’t it taste sweet?”. After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing; the poor girl turned bright red and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of the class, and never returned.
As she was going out of the door, the professor’s reply was a classic. Totally straight-faced, he answered her question, “It doesn’t taste sweet because the taste buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not on the back of your throat”!