Cyanide And The Pharmacist
A lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, I would like to buy some cyanide.
The pharmacist asked, “Why?”
The lady replied, I need it to poison my husband.
The pharmacist said ‘Lord have mercy! that’s against the law! Absolutely not!”
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”