Dateline: August 27th, East Coast United States

**THIS JUST IN**

As Hurricane Irene continues to batter the East Coast, federal disaster officials have warned that Internet outages could force people to interact with other people for the first time in years. Residents from Florida to Maine are bracing themselves for the horror of awkward silences & unwanted eye contact. FEMA has advised: “Be prepared. Write down possible topics to talk about in advance: books, movies, etc…” Remember, a conversation is basically a series of WordPress comments and replies or Facebook updates strung together!

You have been warned…

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  1. #1 by Mickah on August 28, 2011 - 1:02 PM

    Families talking to one another? Hilarious.

    • #2 by Tom Baker on September 8, 2011 - 3:08 AM

      It’s kind of a novelty.

  2. #3 by Mary J. Shore on August 28, 2011 - 9:41 AM

    Ha! Very funny.

    • #4 by Tom Baker on September 8, 2011 - 3:09 AM

      I thought so. Glad you liked it Mary.

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