Funny

SLAP HAPPY ROBOT

Dad bought the new Lie Detector Robot that slaps family members who tell lies. Dad decided to test the robot’s accuracy at dinner last night. He asked his son where he was today? The son told his father he went to school as he always did.

The robot slapped the son! “Ok, I watched DVDs at my friend’s house.” What DVD?”, asked the father? “Toy Story”, the son said. The robot slaps the son! “Alright, we watched porn all day”.

“What?”, screamed the dad, “When I was your age I didn’t know what pornography was!” The robot slaps the father.

The mother laughs, “Ha ha ha, he certainly is your son!”

The robot slaps the mother.

MOUSE TRAP

NEVER BE AFRAID

COMMA SUTRA

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  1. #1 by Rose Reynolds on January 22, 2012 - 5:24 PM

    M-I-C K-E-Y is D-E-A–D! I like that one the best. Hahaha.

  2. #3 by SeeNote on January 21, 2012 - 1:06 PM

    Love the funnies, Tom. Thanks for the laugh!

    • #4 by Tom Baker on January 22, 2012 - 7:55 PM

      You are welcome SeeNote. I’ve got some videos to show next.

  3. #5 by Iron Cook Carl on January 19, 2012 - 9:34 PM

    I like the slap happy robot!

    • #6 by Tom Baker on January 22, 2012 - 7:51 PM

      Everybody loves the robot!

  4. #7 by Judy Marie Santiago on January 19, 2012 - 2:53 AM

    I super love the robot! HAHAHA and the quote about trying something new. It’s true. :)

    • #8 by Tom Baker on January 22, 2012 - 7:44 PM

      It’s good to see you commenting here again. You were most surely missed Judy.

    • #9 by Tom Baker on January 22, 2012 - 7:45 PM

      Everyone seems to love the robot. I don’t want one!

  5. #10 by TemptingSweets99 on January 19, 2012 - 12:27 AM

    LOL! Thanks for the good laugh. Now, where can I buy this robot? BTW, how did you/where did you find the “stop censorship” banner. I’d like to do the same.

    • #11 by Tom Baker on January 22, 2012 - 7:45 PM

      You can go to settings and add it there. I’m glad you thought this post was funny.

      • #12 by TemptingSweets99 on January 22, 2012 - 10:11 PM

        Thanks, Tom. It took a while to find “settings”. LOL! But I finally found it and put it up.

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