Guest Blogger, Thoughtsy

Yet another wonderful blogger has agreed to guest for me. Her name is Thoughtsy and she has an extremely humorous blog that screamed ‘I want to guest post for someone”. I think I was the only one hearing those words yet still she willingly agreed to guest here. I sincerely appreciate it when someone takes time away from their own blog to help me and a guest post is a big responsibility and can be stressful for the guest. Thank you again Thoughtsy.
For my readers and any readers from her blog, Thoughts Appear, I ask as a favor to me please show Thoughtsy the courtesy of leaving a comments.

I Am The Blue Wombat

Hi. My name is Thoughtsy, and when I grow up, I want to be a superhero. I don’t have a superpower yet, but I’ve always been a late bloomer, so it could happen any day now.

But for now I just watch movies and take notes. Recently, I watched The Green Hornet, and here’s what I learned.

Steps to Becoming a Superhero

  1. Cut the head off a statue of your father.
  2. Recruit the person who makes your coffee to be your sidekick. He’s smarter than you are. And he’s a better fighter.
  3. Choose the “Green Bee” as your superhero name.
  4. Realize your original superhero name falls short and does not strike fear into anyone’s heart…except for people who are allergic to bees.
  5. Learn the words to “Gangster’s Paradise.” Sing it while you’re cruising for crime.

I can’t reveal the rest of the steps because I don’t want the steps to fall into the hands of a supervillian. And let’s face it: you and I…we don’t know each other very well yet. I figure you’re cool since you’re visiting Tom’s site, but still….

The movie did leave me wondering a few things, such as Why isn’t “La Cucaracha” a good superhero song? and What is a disco Santa?

The most important lesson I learned is that becoming a superhero is all about the sidekick. If you choose the right sidekick, you can just sit back and make the sidekick do all the work.

Sooooo…who wants to be my sidekick?

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  1. #1 by Bluejellybeans on March 4, 2012 - 9:38 AM

    You made me laugh! I want to be a superhero too, my superpower? Tbd :)

  2. #2 by tekia on March 3, 2012 - 10:26 PM

    This was hilarious and I enjoyed the read very much!

  3. #3 by Rose Reynolds on March 3, 2012 - 10:05 PM

    Okay, so this is great. I’m not fully grown either so can I grow up to be a hero who has superpowers? Every now and then I have this recurring dream that I can fly. It’s weird but I don’t seem to be a hero. Just the outfit and I can fly. Lame, but I’ve had the dream for years now. Nice guest post thoughtsy!

  4. #5 by Iron Cook Carl on March 3, 2012 - 11:48 AM

    Thoughtsy I volunteer! If you will have me and since I was the first to say so — can I be your sidekick? If your answer is affirmative I will leave it up to you to tell me what superpowers I have! I realize I might be responsible for most of the work in your universe, but I prefer Robin’s universe where Batman does most of the work. Still, beggars cannot be choosey.

    You’re pretty cool.

    • #6 by thoughtsappear on March 3, 2012 - 5:37 PM

      Can you sew? I need a costume, and I can’t do much besides fix buttons.

  5. #7 by Regina Gavin on March 3, 2012 - 5:18 AM

    Cool image to go with your post Thoughtsy. Being a superhero might be cool. I could see myself as a sidekick though. It’s a personality thing.

    • #8 by thoughtsappear on March 3, 2012 - 8:04 AM

      Tom gets all the credit for the awesome image. His Photoshop skills far surpass my own.

  6. #9 by lapiskamay on March 3, 2012 - 12:46 AM

    some superheroes loves to work alone..hahaha.

    • #10 by thoughtsappear on March 3, 2012 - 5:38 PM

      That sounds like a lot of work. What if I need a sick day?

      • #11 by lapiskamay on March 3, 2012 - 10:17 PM

        ah in that case you can make arrangement for proxy heroes in your shoes.

  7. #12 by TemptingSweets99 on March 3, 2012 - 12:09 AM

    Superheros and their sidekicks are super cool. :-)

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