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Before The Computer & A Little Computer Humor


I’m on my computer for a fair amount of time during the day so I thought a post about computers was appropriate. Just a little fun but I am sure most have already seen these before.


Memory was something you looked back on and smiled
An application was for employment.
A program was a TV show.
A cursor used profanity.
A keyboard was a piano.
Backup happened to your toilet.
A web was a spider’s home.
A virus made you sick.
A CD was in your bank.
Natural stupidity was better than artificial intelligence.
A hard drive was a rough swing on the golf course.
A computer was a machine running the USS Enterprise.
A mouse pad was what you saw Jerry or Speedy Gonzales run into.
If you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy… you were just happy it got longer when erect!
Smith & Wesson was the original point and click interface.


1. Someone knocked over my recycle bin… There’s icons all over my desktop.
2. I went to a gentleman’s cybercafe — and they offered me a ‘laptop dance‘.
3. Sell a man a phish he can scam for a day, but teach him how to phish and he can scam for himself for a lifetime.


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