Archive for category Jokes
Missing Lionel Richie
Student vs. Professor
I apologize about the November guest post. I still have not heard from Lakia and she has not posted on her own blog since October. For this coming Saturday however, I can guarantee a guest. His post is already finished and ready to go. My guest will be Iron Cook Carl from Iron Cook: American. He hasn’t posted in a while on his own blog but has agreed to guest for your reading pleasure. Carl’s post is dedicated to the unromantic husband. Stay tuned.
I have a stalker named Bill! You know who you are! I absolutely hate YOU! You keep hanging around my house despite my best efforts to be rid of you. I changed my habits and taken steps to alter my behavior but he keeps coming around – like clockwork. I think he likes me!
And sometimes I think I’m just about rid of him; but he keeps coming back. I think he must love me and that’s not good at all – besides the fact that I am married!
He comes in many forms…telephone bill, cable bill, electric bill & water bill, heating bill, and so on… If you drive by my house and see him feel free to shoot on site!
On second thought, I was told if you shoot Bill, his cousin Collector will start calling all the time. Calling me at home, on my job; and I was told he is twice as bad as Bill is.
Do you know Bill?
I have a guest blogger for this month! Amazing I know considering how this blog is or isn’t progressing. My guest will be Chris Ferrell. Chris was the original GB. He was the first guest blogger on Morning Erection and I am honored to have him make a second appearance. His first post was about Battlestar Galactica. This time the theme of his post is sports related. I hope you stop back on Saturday, October 8th to read his post. In the meantime, see what his site, Nerds of the Round Table is all about.
Cyanide And The Pharmacist
A lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, I would like to buy some cyanide.
The pharmacist asked, “Why?”
The lady replied, I need it to poison my husband.
The pharmacist said ‘Lord have mercy! that’s against the law! Absolutely not!”
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”