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Don’t you already have a page dedicated to quotes? Yes, yes I do. I went to the dentist with April and there was a poster on the wall with baseball quotes on it. A few of the quotes were from Yogi Berra. To be honest, it was embarrassing that I couldn’t hold in my laughter. The more I read the more I knew I should stop. I was making a spectacle of myself in front of all those nervous and impatient patients.
Being a blogger I decided to share with you guys. Yogi has so many quotes I had to post all that I could find. Sorry if they aren’t as funny as I make them out to be but I’m still laughing…
Yogi Berra Quotes
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
It ain’t over till it’s over.
It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.
It gets late early out there.
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
It’s like deja-vu, all over again.
It’s pretty far, but it doesn’t seem like it.
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
Slump? I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting.
So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
We have deep depth.
The future ain’t what it used to be.
The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
We made too many wrong mistakes.
You can observe a lot by just watching.
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours.
If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
I’m a lucky guy and I’m happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.
How can you think and hit at the same time?
I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
If the world was perfect, it wouldn’t be.
I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.
Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
I never said most of the things I said.
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.