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30 Days Of Blogging Honesty: Day 20

I’m half naked, cold, tired, hungry, hurt, wet and just washed up on a deserted island. The first things I need to do to survive is…

Do you mean before or after I stop crying? Pray there are no snakes on this island – poisonous or not! Then I would pray some more. I hate snakes! There are different scenarios depending on whether or not I came ashore during the day or night time. Regardless of what time of the day it is, I would be in need of drying off. I would search for dry wood to start a fire. Being a nudist and alone on the island, I would already be in my comfort zone. Of course I would not know the island was completely deserted until I had the chance to investigate the entire piece of land.

Water would be a priority and getting the courage to stop thinking every little sound I heard  was a snake would better enable me to survive. I would conjure up thoughts of Gilligan’s Island, Robinson Crusoe, Castaway, I Shouldn’t Be Alive. I would wonder if MaryAnn and Ginger were here.

Who am I kidding? Without another person on the island with me, most likely I would not survive past a few weeks. Just being honest.

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