About Morning Erection

September 28, 2009

The majority of Morning Erection is G-rated, however there will at times be about 1% of this blog that is definitely for those over 18 years of age. Those posts will be duly noted of their content in bright red letters.

It has been a desire of mine for a while now to have a blog. I am a first time blogger and for months I’ve been back and forth about it. Then I was watching an episode of Andrew Zimmern’s Bizarre Foods one evening. He was visiting Japan and went to a restaurant called Morning Erection, Asa Dachi in Japanese. They serve breakfast foods that help a man with his virility. Morning Erection. Morning… erection. It sounds funny but it would make a great name for my blog should I ever start one.

I Googled images, blogs, websites, Wikipedia and nobody that I could tell had a blog with that name. I searched LiveJournal, BlogSpot, and WordPress for a site called Morning Erection and found no such blog. The name was mine and I decided to reside here on WordPress.

I thought even with the sexual connotations, Morning Erection would make a great title for my blog. So here I am. I have no idea where to begin or what to write about so bear with me. In time I hope that will change. To be honest, since I came up with the title, I’ve paid more attention to my own.

For the most part, Morning Erection will not be a sexual or pornographic blog as the name suggests. Except for the first few posts, you won’t see this kind of imagery or language again. Or at least, I don’t think so.

I apologize in advance if this page’s images or any following posts seem inappropriate. Again, this will not be the norm. According to my SEO research most blogs don’t get much if any traffic for the first few months anyway. Chances are only a few people will even read my early posts.

My posting schedule is every other day. My posts go live at 12:01 am each day which makes the name of the blog even more apropo. If there is important news or time sensitive life changes I will post on the off days as well. Please leave loads of comments. Good or bad, I crave the feedback.

Thanks for stopping by.



Morning Erection’s Mission Statement:

My sole intent with this blog is to get out the things I’ve kept bouncing around in my skull and share them with anyone, someone, everyone who is willing to listen, I mean read. I specialize in no field, this is just my sharing my past, present and perhaps future with any visitors. My blog serves no other purpose than to express my views and hope you share yours.

Thank you to all of the kind souls that think enough of my morning erection to give it an award! (smirk)

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Copyright © Morning Erection. 2009-2012. All Rights Reserved.
View the Bizzare Foods episode about morning erections (asa dachi) below. (Starts in at the 2:02 minute mark but start at the beginning for a little background.)


  1. #1 by WordsFallFromMyEyes on June 19, 2013 - 7:32 AM

    Wonderful – and incredible, really, you wrote it so long ago! Still valid today.

    I cannot BELIEVE a city commissioned that penis statue. BIZARRE.

  2. #2 by Mercy on February 28, 2013 - 10:45 AM

    What an original blog name! I was just checking out a few blogs and saw a comment of yours on someone else’s blog and just had to check it out, based on the name.
    And then I remembered that this morning after I got home from my workout, I noticed my sleeping hubby standing straight up under the sheet. If only the kids had still been asleep it would have thoroughly been taken advantage of… :)

  3. #3 by Project44 on October 31, 2012 - 12:29 PM

    Hahahaha what a name !! Will try and visit more often. Pay us a visit when you can. Cheers

  4. #4 by tangerinedey on May 22, 2012 - 9:07 AM

    Hi Tom. Thank you for the recent like at my blog, and double thanks for the latest chuckles from your blog. Keep up the wonderful work. :)

    • #5 by Tom Baker on May 22, 2012 - 9:11 AM

      Thanks for stopping by and the comment. I had a favor to ask you but was hesitant. Do you mind if I email you?

      • #6 by tangerinedey on May 22, 2012 - 9:17 AM

        I don’t mind.

        • #7 by Tom Baker on May 22, 2012 - 9:20 AM

          Thank you. Will do so immediately.

          • #8 by tangerinedey on May 22, 2012 - 9:51 AM

            Email me at lolamfs@hotmail.com (if you have a different address for me)
            Sorry for not replying sooner but I’m multitasking and not keeping up very well

          • #9 by Tom Baker on May 22, 2012 - 9:57 AM

            I sent the email at 9:39.

  5. #10 by Donald Miller on May 14, 2012 - 10:32 AM

    Hmmm, I was looking over the comments and am surprised by the huge female following. Maybe I picked the wrong name for mine.

    • #11 by Tom Baker on May 14, 2012 - 12:10 PM

      Donald, I am surprised at any following! The name is not for shock value although it does bring the wrong people by. My tag line shows another reason why I chose the name and I’m sure the About page helped.

      • #12 by Donald Miller on May 14, 2012 - 12:20 PM

        oh, I read that. You have a fine site. The only reason why I can’t disagree with you about being surprised by the following is that it is so difficult to get and to hold people’s attention these days. I’m just personally in awe of the technology we have and what even someone like me can do with it. It does seem like I have a magazine–and it’s probably one that would have impressed people 20 years ago.

        Here’s the link to that comment in case you’re interested. You might find some dark humour in it.


  6. #13 by Momma E. on March 21, 2012 - 5:23 PM

    Ok so I was afraid this was a porn site and I (almost) didn’t click the link to your blog. Then I realized that a porn site probably wouldn’t disguise itself with politeness. What’s in a name? ;) lol. but glad I wandered over and checked it out. Am now following. My Aunt and Uncle live in the great state of Indiana in Ogden Dunes. Love the Lakeshore!!, and I wrote a series of 4 posts back when I first started blogging in January on going to my first college football game at ND! Let’s Go Irish!!! Thank you for stopping by my site and giving me some good ideas. Best, Donna

    • #14 by Tom Baker on March 21, 2012 - 7:06 PM

      Thank you for following Momma E. Sometimes it takes months before someone decides to visit even though they allow my comments on their site. It just happened today. Look at the comment below yours. I’m not in Indianapolis anymore and I’m glad. I might be crying at the way they treated Peyton Manning. I hope to see you here often and I will be by your blog too.

      • #15 by Momma E. on March 21, 2012 - 7:10 PM

        Awesome! And I just took your suggestion and published my favorite summer beverage recipe! Thank you!! Look forward to hearing more from you, I’ll be checking your blog regularly!

        • #16 by Tom Baker on March 21, 2012 - 7:21 PM

          You will hear from me regularly or as regularly is for me.

          • #17 by Momma E. on March 21, 2012 - 7:25 PM


  7. #18 by Micah on March 21, 2012 - 3:59 PM

    Hi! You know Tom, it’s my first time visiting and reading your blog. I was afraid it was a porn site and get my laptop a virus. Lol. So I always put off checking your site even if you’ve left a few comments in mine. Now I admit I was totally wrong. You have a great blog here. Will subscribe :)

    • #19 by Tom Baker on March 21, 2012 - 4:15 PM

      Thank you Micah. I am honored and welcome to my blog.

  8. #20 by Sarah Harris on March 1, 2012 - 6:17 PM

    My goodness you are a decorated blog when it comes to awards! I’m signing up based on name alone, but now that I’ve been snooping around, I’m excited to stay and poke my nose around to a long list of your topics starting with Boomer the Dog. Don’t know if it’s about a dog – I have a feeling I’m up for a few surprises here, but I love dogs so that’s how I picked where I’ll start!

    • #21 by Tom Baker on March 1, 2012 - 11:15 PM

      I’m very happy you came by Sarah and I hope you enjoy more of what you read. I will stop by your site again to read some and comment too.

      • #22 by Sarah Harris on March 2, 2012 - 12:41 AM

        Thanks for wandering through! I’m sure I’ll be a frequent visitor in your neck of the woods!

  9. #23 by hajpaj on January 28, 2012 - 10:09 AM

    I was slightly alarmed when I saw the title of your blog, but first impressions can turn out to be completely untrue! I love your blog!

    • #24 by Tom Baker on January 28, 2012 - 10:07 PM

      I hope you were not unduly stressed by the name of my blog. I do thank you for stopping by and giving it a chance.

    • #25 by Ebony Brown on February 26, 2012 - 1:01 PM

      I share the same sentiment! :)

  10. #28 by Fiona.q on January 6, 2012 - 8:38 PM

    sounds very interesting and honest :)

    • #29 by Tom Baker on January 7, 2012 - 9:31 AM

      Thank you Fi, I hope you come back often!

  11. #30 by A Pakistani Boy on December 10, 2011 - 2:41 AM

    I am presenting you with the Versatile Blogger Award. You can check it out at http://wp.me/p1gpNV-dg Though i now see you have already got it :P

    • #31 by Tom Baker on December 10, 2011 - 11:44 AM

      Thank you APB. I will update my about page shortly! It is always great to be recognized!

  12. #32 by Ashley on December 4, 2011 - 1:06 PM

    “Sometimes thoughts, like morning erections, just spring forth and take on a life of their own…” How fabulous. I think the name and the direction are both great ideas. Cheers to morning erections.

    • #33 by Tom Baker on December 4, 2011 - 1:11 PM

      I’m glad you like it Ashley. It took me a long while to come up with that. Cheers to you as well. Thanks for stopping by. I will visit your blog shortly.

  13. #34 by crawlingladybug on November 22, 2011 - 10:40 AM

    let me laugh first :lol:
    I’m paying back your visit and I’m glad that your blog is nothing like what I thought before (err~ your blog title). Also, thank you for your kind comment i really appreciate that :D

    • #35 by Tom Baker on November 22, 2011 - 9:39 PM

      Thanks for stopping by. It’s always a good thing to get friendly visitors. I hope you come again.

  14. #36 by fluffymocchi on November 11, 2011 - 3:03 PM

    Hahaha!!! Your post made me laugh out loud!! You have a pretty awesome blog!! :)

    • #37 by Tom Baker on November 12, 2011 - 8:04 AM

      Thank you Ev! I’m glad you thought it was funny and I have added you to the blogroll. Thank you again.

  15. #38 by Santina Donovan on October 16, 2011 - 1:57 PM

    Aloha Tom. Loving the site; it’s truly an amazing blog with great features especially the wallpapers and erotica.

    • #39 by Tom Baker on October 17, 2011 - 8:52 PM

      Aloha and thanks for coming by Santina. I’m glad you enjoyed your stay.

  16. #40 by Jordan on May 25, 2011 - 3:13 PM

    A very interesting blog indeed! I laughed, I was astonished. Great site Mr. Baker.

    • #41 by Tom Baker on May 26, 2011 - 10:58 AM

      There’s a little bit of everything here Jordan.

  17. #42 by Danni on May 22, 2011 - 8:41 AM

    I was searching for some images on Google and when I arrived here and saw your blog’s name I almost left right away. Don’t judge a blog by it’s name! Love all the beautiful wallpaper and the photos. I was able to find what I was looking for and even more. I was moved by your Beautiful Girl post. I needed that and I have a new stash of wallpaper for my laptop!

    I have subscribed,


  18. #43 by Jenn and Brian on May 18, 2011 - 12:15 PM

    Ha ha! Still laughing at the name. Wonderful site you have here and I’m so happy we (my boyfriend and I) found it.

    • #44 by Tom Baker on May 20, 2011 - 8:37 AM

      I thank you for coming by here and commenting. I’m happy you took the time.

  19. #45 by sarah-kate rodriquez on April 29, 2011 - 7:21 AM

    On a cold, cold night two bulls are standing in a field. One says “Boy it’s mighty cold out here!”, the other says “Yes, I think I might slip into a nice Jersey”.

  20. #46 by Bea Curtis on January 5, 2011 - 2:47 PM

    Love the title and after seeing some of the different categories on your site I have to come back. I did read your last post of the year. You had a great blog year — I’m almost inspired to start my own! Ha ha

  21. #47 by The Reason You Come on January 5, 2011 - 10:40 AM

    Morning Erection is one heck of a cool name! And I have to say that image there is..inspirational! ;) Seriously though, I really like what you’re doing on this site.

    • #48 by Tom Baker on January 5, 2011 - 11:11 AM

      Thank you for coming by. I’m very happy when people don’t mind the name and even appreciate it!

  22. #49 by heather grace stewart on January 4, 2011 - 9:56 PM

    I’ve been grinning since I got here.

    • #50 by Tom Baker on January 5, 2011 - 9:15 AM

      It’s a crazy title for a blog I know!

  23. #51 by Zenia on December 16, 2010 - 4:25 AM

    All I can say is great blog!

  24. #52 by chica on October 28, 2010 - 9:15 AM

    WHEN I SAW THE TITLE I ALMOST CLOSED THE WINDOW(am at work) but then i read what u did for april on the monday and i just loved it!!1 pls check out my blog too and leave comments!!! thank you

  25. #53 by London Tyler on October 21, 2010 - 8:02 AM

    Sexy blog and I don’t just mean the Morning erection name. Love the posts!

  26. #54 by Dena Tressider on October 15, 2010 - 12:45 PM

    OMG! Gotta love the name of your blog. I’ve read a few posts and some pages. Love them especially the Funny ones.


  27. #55 by Ms. Peaches on October 14, 2010 - 10:29 PM

    I absolutely love ur thought process…I’m glad your intent is not to be derogatory and seriously a morning erection is natural right…it’s nature LOL, i digress…I’m glad you stumbled upon my blog…I love open minded people…what is the NORM anyway…break out side the box I’m excited to check out your blog!

    • #56 by Tom Baker on October 14, 2010 - 11:35 PM

      Glad you stayed and checked things out. I will also be back to visit your site. My wife loved your poem. She read it as I was posting it for December.

  28. #57 by Tanya on October 14, 2010 - 8:47 PM

    Rather cool blog you’ve got here. LOVE the name! Keep up the great posts, especially the wallpapers.


  29. #58 by Neena Yorkshire on September 22, 2010 - 7:17 AM

    Awesome site! Obviously you know why I came here and at first was disappointed then I read a few of your posts. I’m hooked.

  30. #59 by Juan202020 on September 19, 2010 - 8:28 PM

    Great site and great name. So far I’ve read about 20 posts. Your sense of humor is very dry. I’m subscribing to your site.

  31. #60 by Catherine on September 8, 2010 - 9:15 PM

    Haha, the name threw me off and I was a little nervous to come to this page (would I get fired if I did it during work time?!) but your blog is really fun. I’m excited to read more.

  32. #61 by Larry on September 7, 2010 - 11:42 PM

    Great site Tom. You keep me coming back. I just love the process you took in coming up with your blog’s name. Classic, dude.

  33. #62 by Sylvia on September 4, 2010 - 10:41 PM

    Norah, I couldn’t agree with you more. When I first started my blog, I didn’t know if anyone would read it. But Tom has been a loyal reader — thanks Tom. Who knew that blogging would lead to meeting some neat people!

  34. #63 by Norah on September 2, 2010 - 5:21 PM

    Oh jeez…I just love your blog. I’m adding you to my blogroll just so I can keep my eye on you!! (thanks for the comment on my blog by the way)

    Have a great day!!

  35. #64 by barrycyrus on August 20, 2010 - 10:15 PM

    Hey new here, nice blog you’ve got :)

  36. #65 by Paul Faybe on August 12, 2010 - 1:22 PM

    As for the title, it’s so true. I don’t know about women, but we men always have the morning erection (always in my case anyway) and well, go for it dude! Wait, your a dude right?

  37. #66 by Rogue|Hero on April 15, 2010 - 9:50 PM

    Hey Tom!

    I once saw a new blog post here talking about hilarious movies that you wouldn’t mind watching over and over. It was hanging, so I thought you were still editing it. When I checked the next day, it was gone! What happened?

    Anyways, I want to greet you a happy Blog Reader Appreciation Day! Thanks for your visits to my blog site!


  38. #67 by Rogue|Hero on April 3, 2010 - 1:41 PM

    Hey Tom!

    Just read your message saying that April’s sick. Regards to her and hoping she’ll get better soon. Here’s where you finally apply your medical knowledge! :D

    Looking forward to your next post.


  39. #68 by Steave on March 16, 2010 - 9:26 PM

    Cool blog. The name brings a smile to my face and a pep in my step.

  40. #69 by Rogue|Hero on March 3, 2010 - 6:11 PM

    Hello Tom!

    Thanks very much for stopping by my blog. I’ve been an avid reader for quite some time, but somehow, I have never left any response to any of your posts–just this one. I don’t know, I just love reading other blogger’s posts instead of reacting to them. But anyway, I’m trying to find the time to leave sensible comments in all posts that interest me.

    By the way, thank you so much for your sympathy on behalf of my father’s death. Yeah, I’m being strong for my mother, relatives, and my dad’s friends. I’m trying to move forward and get things back in order.


  41. #70 by Lemon Writer on February 28, 2010 - 7:20 PM

    very cool blog. i like it.

  42. #71 by Paul Eismen on February 27, 2010 - 8:20 PM

    Great site and terrific name. Love the quote page too.

  43. #72 by bluerosewilllastforever on February 10, 2010 - 6:59 AM

    Hi there:) thank you for sharing your thought about my post..I really appreciate it.

    • #73 by Tom Baker on February 10, 2010 - 8:16 AM

      I really meant it and you are welcome. It was your Time post, right.

  44. #74 by yuuki-chan on January 15, 2010 - 5:00 AM

    Hey Tom, I just passed by to tell you that I have your blog linked in my Connections page :). Thanks for being such a constant source of encouragement! I’ll try to get back to writing more drabbles as soon as I can. :)

    • #75 by Tom Baker on January 15, 2010 - 7:50 AM

      Thank you kindly. I appreciate the time you spend here as well. Keep posting dear!

  45. #76 by Vincent on January 14, 2010 - 12:01 AM

    My first inclination was to not visit here but my curiosity got the best of me so I acquiesced in on it. It was the name of the blog that indeed attracted me to review your site. Good stuff and excuse my English.

  46. #77 by trishadunn on January 13, 2010 - 11:58 AM

    I like how the thought process just comes out… that didn’t sound right. Regardless, great blog.

  47. #78 by Jaclyn on January 1, 2010 - 11:09 PM

    thanks for stopping by my blog! And i like the title of your blog! Intriguing. Hope your April enjoys my blog. :) Thanks. I’ll be sure to follow yours

  48. #79 by Jia Jia on December 29, 2009 - 3:32 AM

    Hi there.. cool blog you have here :)

  49. #80 by Barcommunity on December 5, 2009 - 1:28 AM

    Man I really like this site. Love the first three posts especially.

  50. #81 by Tasha on November 29, 2009 - 12:33 PM

    first off, thanks for stopping by my blog and for posting a comment…I appreciate it :) secondly, I like the way you have worded this page…very well done. the title is unique and I have to say interesting. it sort of makes you stop for a moment, reread the title and then laugh to yourself. keeping in mind those less offended. afterall, a little sexual humor never hurt anyone, right?

    keep it up and I will be following this interesting blog :)

    • #82 by Tom Baker on November 29, 2009 - 2:10 PM

      While you were leaving your comment I was writing a post about commenting. I wanted to know how many comments I received since starting this blog and saw your comment. I hope you don’t mind but I used your comment to illustrate a point in my post. You will see it on December 6. Thanks.

      • #83 by Tasha on November 29, 2009 - 6:12 PM

        no I don’t mind :) it’s perfectly fine with me!!!

  51. #84 by Essy on November 28, 2009 - 8:44 PM

    Great site and funny name. Will tell my friends about your Erection pages.

  52. #85 by johnonline on November 26, 2009 - 6:38 PM

    dude thanks for the visit in my blog and for the comment too… anyway, you got a good blog here. the name was pretty creative, and the tagline was just appropriate…

    keep blogging and have a nice day!

  53. #86 by Vooth Vox on November 24, 2009 - 5:22 PM

    Best site I’ve seen in a while. Love the three morning erection posts. My sister has gorgeous friends but I could never get away with anything like that. Our house is not made for that type of espionage.

  54. #87 by dhenztm on November 10, 2009 - 5:41 AM

    Hi Tom! Thanks for the birthday greeting! :D

    You have a very interesting name for a blog!

  55. #88 by Rajesh Kanuri on November 7, 2009 - 2:38 AM

    the way u explain is awesome.. seems that u are a good writer..

  56. #89 by lamorales on October 19, 2009 - 6:36 PM

    Usually I’m not very good writing in English (native idion: Spanish), but I can understand very well, an apology if it is well written my comment.

    I find your blog much more interesting and the title (oh my god), I hope you understand a little Spanish and visit my site that is newly created.
    saludos desde mexico!

  57. #90 by Chiara on October 18, 2009 - 3:32 PM

    Hi Tom!
    I’ve only seen your comment today, but I wanted to thank you for your word.
    As “Zerrin” said, I was skeptical when I read the name of your blog. But then, again, you can be skeptical or perplexed reading mine, too. (I imagine it doesn’t make much sense for you, if you don’t understand Italiani).
    Anyway, thank you again for your comment and good luck!!

    ps: how did you find my blog? I’m curious :p

  58. #91 by zerrin on October 13, 2009 - 5:52 PM

    Thanks for stopping by my blog (www.giverecipe.com).I must admit that I was skeptical too when I first read the name of your blog. It sounds like a porn website. But when I saw your recent post on pistachio (I do love it), you took my approval:) Then here when I read your explanation behind your blog’s name, I do love it! A unique name for a restaurant serving breakfast. Breakfast is always enough to make me happier, it has a big role in my life. I always look forward to having long Sunday breakfasts during week days. So welcome to blogging world!

  59. #92 by Jessica Lee Binder on October 8, 2009 - 2:59 PM

    It’s a great name but I was skeptical and almost did not visit your site. I was afraid it was a spam site… Best of luck blogging!

  60. #93 by emagz88 on October 7, 2009 - 7:36 AM

    Nice Content…. It`s Wonderful… by: http://www.emagz88.wordpress.com

  61. #94 by perceptogirl on October 5, 2009 - 4:19 PM

    Love the title. It’s great, despite the connotations.

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